everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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