the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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