so that wasnt chicken after all
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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