oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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