matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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