did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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