I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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