I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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