therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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