You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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