: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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