how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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