all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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