Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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