her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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