got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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