Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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