you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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