WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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