She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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