I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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