i just made my gag reflex go away.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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