Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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