I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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