Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
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