You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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