Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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