Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Randomize