you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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