what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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