But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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