The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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