The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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