it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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