i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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