I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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