i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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