she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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