Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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