I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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