if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I just found puke in my bra..
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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