Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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