He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
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I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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