the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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