Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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