I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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