Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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