I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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