guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Why did my mother make you get naked?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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