I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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