He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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