Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
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When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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