I wannas sexs uuuuu
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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