yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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