i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
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If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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