Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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