So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect