so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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Actions speak louder than pants.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?