Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
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she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?