We need to rekindle our bromance
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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