Its about making memories worth repressing
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
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its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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