what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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